Indomitus
"...and I want you to do an end run around this run-on sentence here..."

TheMaskedDiva
Geez, the thing's even shaped like a friggin' stop sign! What more do you guys need, a big sign that says "FREAKY STUFF DO NOT ENTER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES"?

cajunmagic
o/ You gotta go where you wanna go, do watch you wanna do... o/
Dammit, Cajun, that's the wrong Mamas and Papas song.
Sorry. I tuned out sometime around here.

AntiHero
That's your plot point!? A hole in the ground!?
John's shoelaces are untied, find out why next episode!

gleeb
This is one of those tough rounds in Tempest I never got to. (Loved that game, but man, did I stink at it.)

Indomitus
*pops in the tape*
*cheezy music plays*
"Hello, and welcome to your first day at EvilCo. We hope your work experience with us is a rewarding one..."

Shadarus
Erm, Bi. Why do you ask?

Indomitus
Seated, facing West.

gleeb
Well, that would be occidentation then, wouldn't it?

TheMaskedDiva
Registered independant with moderate-to-liberal stands on most major issues--now will you quit calling me?

Granamyr1
"Now I shall offer these gourds and skulls to Granamyr, and hope she favors me with her succulent booty tonight."

JohnSteed
"We ALMOST have enough ingredients to make Johnny's stew...."

GlitTerrorRock
Nikki?

I'm sorry. I saw a succulent set of melons and just assumed.....

JohnSteed
"Why couldn't I have been ELIZABETH Hurley?"

GlitTerrorRock
"Sayid, what is this?"
"That is a short-range radio, Hur--"
"Can I eat it?"
"I don't think that would be s--"
"I'll split it with ya."

Granamyr1
Sorry, but there just aren't enough cocks for Ana-Lucia to suck that'll keep her on this show.

GlitTerrorRock
Henry and Ana-Lucia in the same screengrab? I think my harddrive is about to crash from the combined awfulness!

Granamyr1
Locke vents his frustration at running out of things to blow up.