TheMaskedDiva
....And Sun was going to dump THIS?

ithurtswhenidothat
Leave me alone, I just going out to do 4000 sit-ups.

Zee
There, now to eat 98 hot dogs in three minutes...

cajunmagic
Who knew Gavin Park was hiding a six-pack?

GlitTerrorRock
I hope Locke finds a bra someplace in the wreckage. He doesn't want those things to start sagging in a few years -- months -- weeks.... ah hell, however time flows on that island.

ithurtswhenidothat
Yes she is.....

GlitTerrorRock
"Oh come on Sawyer. It's barely a penis at all. You'll hardly notice it."

Granamyr1
If you don't believe I can catch a bullet between my asscheeks, Michael, just pull that trigger.

TheMaskedDiva
"What? I'm just watering Sun's garden..."

TheMaskedDiva
Santa? This show just keeps getting weirder...

Granamyr1
Have you been good little castaways this year?

AlexGariepy
Confessing his love for Frosted Flakes.

ChaosWolf1982
Wait a sec... ABC? But the lighting just screams "I Am Sci-Fi".

LauraPowers85
"We placed a bag on Sarah Jessica Parker's head. I think you might be able to have sex with her now."

AlexGariepy
Pan right and we see an Ewok playing the drums on stormtrooper helmets.

GlitTerrorRock
"Stranded on an island... long hair... adored by Capper Ladies. My God, I've become another Jack Sparrow!"

TheMaskedDiva
On the plus side, it's probably a good thing he never made it to American soil, since he'd only end up detained indefinitely without trial...

TheMaskedDiva
"Christ, that Michael guy is thick. He's not even questioning why we have such perfectly groomed facial hair."