LOST CAPTIONS
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TheMaskedDiva
What the--Charlie's wearing a Dharma Initiative ring!





GlitTerrorRock
You realize that with this show, it'll come out sooner or later that the jar originally was manufactured in a factory that Hurley's dad worked at or sumthin....





GeorgeSandersJr
Is it wrong for me to think Hurley looks like Natalie from The Facts of Life?





ChaosWolf1982
Is it also wrong that I thought that WAS Natalie from Facts of Life?





ithurtswhenidothat
Is it wrong of me to think that Natalie had smaller boobs?





GlitTerrorRock
Hm, if that's Natalie, then the one beside him.... beautiful long hair, masculine demeanor, great with tools. That must be Jo!





GlitTerrorRock
"What're you doing, Sayid?"
"Updating my palm-pilot. Let's see... rendezvous with Granamyr at 12:30.... rendezvous with Diva at 3:30.... rendezvous with Granamyr at 6:30.... rendezvous with Diva at 9:30...."
"Cool. Um, when you're done updating, can I eat it?"





TheMaskedDiva
"Look, what's the big crisis here? I'm a bad boy who shows occasional signs of redemptive qualities, I look great wet and shirtless...do you need a big sign that says 'Steamy, Drama-Laden Love Interest' or what?"





GlitTerrorRock
"Listen, Freckles--- "
"Stop calling me 'Freckles!' That's not my only character defining trait, you know."
"Whatever you say, Nipples."





TheMaskedDiva
Even her hair doesn't like her.





Granamyr1
"Yeah, Gran, thanks for sneezing on my torch. Much appreciated."





GlitterRock
Welcome to Eko Canyon





GlitterRock
Chakotay's dead! And on Ash Wednesday at that.





TheMaskedDiva
Actually, it's more a tale of weird cultish organizations and freaky mysteries like how polar bears get on a tropical island...





TheMaskedDiva
"What? Boys my age grow fast! We can age like, two years in sixty days!"





GodoHell
"For the last fuckin' time, I will NOT call you Mr. Drummond."



gleeb
"Can…can I wear the shorts today?"



TheMaskedDiva
"Ummm, hello? Anybody need any cryptic philosophy over here?"





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