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GlitTerrorRock
Jack finally gets caught with four of the sweetest D-cups he's ever seen -- and they belong to THOSE TWO.





Granamyr1
Yeah, so my dick is this big. Top that, Sawyer.





TheMaskedDiva
Please, everyone knows Sawyer's the biggest dick on the island.





kilroy105
"Island power, bitch. Island power!!"





GeorgeSandersJr
"God, I miss Jennifer Love Hewitt's boobs!"





ChaosWolf1982
Ah, but then again, don't we all?





GlitTerrorRock
The LAST time we'd ever hear someone say "don't worry about the Others."





TheMaskedDiva
Dominic, I love you man, what with the whole "Lord of the Rings" coolness and all, but would you get out of the shot? You're harshing my spicy Indian buzz...





Granamyr1
"Look, Charlie. There goes Granamyr. Doesn't she look glorious?"





TheMaskedDiva
"Well, I'm going to go stare across the ocean for a while, but you're welcome to come up and get some cryptic philosophy and advice if you need it..."





GlitTerrorRock
Dude spends eight years in a wheelchair, suddenly discovers he can walk again -- then spends the first 2 episodes on his ass in the sand. Nice, Locke, real nice.





LauraPowers85
A rusty vehicle up on blocks and a shirtless man. If I didn't know better, I'd say this was somewhere in Alabama...





kilroy105
"Oh great... Sarge wrecked the Warthog again."
"It looks more like a Puma."
"Dammit Griff... are we gonna have to go through this again?"





TheMaskedDiva
Here's an idea--why not build a raft out of that huge-ass tire? Or at least a killer tree swing...





Gray Zombie
Look, I'm busy making a radio out of coconuts, quit making stupid suggestions.





LauraPowers85
"God, I miss World of WarCraft."



gleeb
"I can't even look at fudge. It goes straight to my hair."



gleeb
"Cool, Sapporo."





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