TheMaskedDiva
"Hey, I specifically requested the 'no revealing flashbacks' section!"

Granamyr1
No liquids on board means Eko has to hand over all water balloons.

Shadarus
If you are what you eat, I think we should send out a search party to see if Hermione Granger is okay...

GlitTerrorRock
Listening to his collection of AdultFanFiction.net on tape.

GlitTerrorRock
"There there, my little ABC logo. (petting) Do not be so sad. Just because I have so many Capper Ladies adoring me, it does not mean no one likes you. I heard the VH1-logo in the 'Best Week Ever' gallery has been asking if you're seeing anyone."
(ABC logo gives a tribble-sounding chitter)

GlitTerrorRock
Vin Diesel and Alex Borstein help Terry out of another bar at closing time.

gleeb
.oO This crap never happened when I had Lance Henriksen working for me. Oo.

cajunmagic
This is just like X-Men. Only, he's not Bruce Davison. And he's not wearing glasses for Mystique to kick off. And there's no Rebecca Romijn. So, in retrospect, this is nothing like X-Men.

GlitTerrorRock
Wistfully thinking of Lacey Chabert's sweet, sweet sweater meat.

KKDW
"I am Sawyer, please hate me."

eber3

GlitTerrorRock
Quick! Eber's drool is running wild! Get everyone to the caves!!

TheMaskedDiva
Yeah, but thank God the oxygen masks dropped when the cabin depressurized, huh?

Scarecrows Brain
See what happens if people are allowed to bring a more than 3 ounces of shampoo on board?!

GlitTerrorRock
One of the rare scenes of Ana-Lucia not being a complete and utter bitch. Aren't you glad we captured it for posterity?

Indomitus
"Good morning, little fella..."

TheMaskedDiva
There's whipping on the island? Why wasn't I informed? And when's Sawyer scheduled for it?

KKDW
"Claire you've gotta have that baby soon."
"Why?"
"Cause the make up people only have one fake pregnancy bump and we need it for Sun later."