eber3
"They're Ghost Pirates!"
"No, They're Pirate Ghosts!"

TheMaskedDiva
See, it all makes sense now! If you combine all the digits you get nine, which is three times three, and three is like the most mystic of all the numbers, except maybe seven, which makes Seven of Nine the most mystical character in genre tv history, and...oh, I suck at numerology.

Indomitus
Ah. It's the score for a Bengals game.

TheMaskedDiva
What's that say about a Spanish sap?

Gore Slickened Gonads
If They Mated: George Carlin and Mick Fleetwood

GlitTerrorRock
That Yellow Kurgan

TheMaskedDiva
And now they're in Utah?

Gramanyr1
Hey, if you'd been going in circles around the Pacific for weeks with only Jack Daniels to drink, you'd be pretty pissed, too, Captain Hero Doctor.

Indomitus
"Oh, no! It's the SS Minnow! There goes the island."

JohnSteed
They have the demons from Jacob's Ladder on the island? I think a billion theories are being spun right now....

KKDW
"Desmond...the button."
"Not now I'm trying to outbid someone called Locke_Down for the Top Secret Plans for season 3-5 of Lost!"

GlitTerrorRock
You have entered a dark hatch. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

>_

AntiHero
So they're all really characters made by a 4th grade girl playing Oregon Trail?

cajunmagic
>HELP. LOST ON ISLAND.
>A/S/L?
>?? UH, I'M IN MY LATE 20'S, MALE, I'M ON A DESERTED TROPICAL ISLAND.
>WHAT RU WEARING?
>UH, SACKCLOTH. DOES THAT REALLY MATTER NOW? WE NEED HELP. I'M WITH A BUNCH OF OTHERS, OUR PLANE CRASHED.
>OOH, GROUP SEX. I'M SO HORNY RIGHT NOW.
>YOU THINK UR HORNY? I'M ON A FRIGGIN' ISLAND WITH A BUNCH OF HOT CHIX AND I STILL CAN'T GET LAID. NOW, PLEASE, CALL THE COAST GUARD, ANYBODY.
>LET'S GET THOSE PANTS OFF YOU.

gleeb
"Oh crap! I've only got feather-rope-eagle minutes to get to the Temple of Apis! I've got to rush!"

TheMaskedDiva
I don't like the new "Lost" slot machine...if you don't play it every 108 minutes, it destroys the casino.

zoom98
Gulp Fiction

GlitTerrorRock
The Stepfather steps NO MORE!