AntiHero
I'm just waiting for Vader to walk up and throw the bad guy off the plane.

GlitterBellRock
Hey, you raise a sword against our Diva, you deserve what you get. You're lucky you only have a busted-mouth.

TheCarolingDiva
Well, I DID warn her I have a mace...

Yukon GARnelius
Two reasons no man has ever beaten her in a swordfight.

daupstart
Oh, she's carrying a sword? Hardly noticed.

GlitterBellRock
"How about a little 'Bitch, my man AIN'T your baby's Daddy!'"

AntiHero
"Choke on your LIES!"

GlitterBellRock
"They said W32/Mydoom.ah@mm was only a medium-risk worm! YOU LIED TO ME, MCAFEE! YOU LIIIIIIIIED TO ME!!"

GlitterBellRock
Previously, on "Lost"....

TheCarolingDiva
Here's a hint: the trick of stopping a bullet or other projectile with a cherished keepsake doesn't work in real life.

GlitterBellRock
Man, those Mormons are getting AGGRESSIVE!

JohnSteed
A look at that says, "She's just HAD to use the shitty one-liner before killing me, didn't she?"

Yukon GARnelius
What a waste of perfectly good breasts.

Indomitus
The report is twenty pages of nothing but ranting about Iverson and Jeff and life as a Jewish male. Oh, and something about Moldy being somebody's master. That part's kinda weird.

GlitterBellRock
I love her, James .... but for God's sake, DON'T LET HALLE DRIVE!!

Indomitus
"Finally! A chance to affect a bold and daring rescue in my own particular..."
...
"Idiom, sir?"
"IDIOM! Farewell, sweet Concord!"

AntiHero
"This Oughta Shut Her Up" Theater presents...

The Seer
PUMAT between Denise Crosby, Elton John, and Austin Powers.