JAMES BOND CAPTIONS
- PAGE 223 -




GlitterBellRock
Ahhhhh! It's a wrinkled bug! We're watching "Mimic!"
(hiding behind alexgariepy)




GlitterBellRock
"Well--alright Q, I accept. But you realize marrying me is the kiss of death for you."
"I don't care! Q gotta have some!"




GlitterBellRock
HOLY SHIT THEY'RE SHOOTING AT US!!!




GlitterBellRock
"The only downside, 007, is that you can't fire while the cloaking device is up."




GlitterBellRock
"Hey there. Oh, and you might want to spray under the grill. I ran over a few pedestrians on the way here."
"Right away, Ms. Berry."




GlitterBellRock
I knew hiring Cardassians would come around to bite us on the ass sooner or later.....




AlexGariepy
Checking the time, WHOOPS, wrong button... and there goes one of my toes...




ChaosWolf1982
So even James Bond can use the Spirit Bomb now? Damn, I bet Goku's gotta feel pretty bad now.




TheCarolingDiva
No, Miss Berry, I expect you to take your top off!




daupstart
"Upstart! Stop feeling me up and get me out of here!"




YibbleGuy
In exchange for giving her Lena Horne's ageless beauty, Satan also gave Halle the uncontrollable urge to sing a chorus of "Stormy Weather" once every 37 minutes.




The BitShifter
See, Goldfinger's mistake was he didn't use a laser for each testicle.




Indomitus
What's their new slogan?
"Verizon: Right in the Balls"




TheCarolingDiva
Wow, we tapped into Glitter's fantasies...




Chrismahanakwanzafreak
Glitter's gonna extract that brown sugar for sure now!





Coakley
This must be why Revenge of the Sith is PG-13.


Indomitus
Curiously strong, indeed.


The BitShifter
Judi Dench must be wearing that old-lady perfume again...








Previous James Bond Page

Next James Bond Page




BACK TO THE GLITTERDOME!!