GlitterBellRock
"Make me feel goooood, Glitter. Make me feel gooooood...."

GlitterBellRock
The sexual tension here is almost unbearable.

Indomitus
Any sexual tension involving Judi Dench would be.

AlanPartridge
In this month's issue of Droog Magazine.....

GlitterBellRock
Damn, I knew I should've renewed my subscription to Enormous Foreheads Monthly!

GlitterBellRock
*giggle*
"I knew it! You ARE the Pillsbury Doughboy!"

GlitterBellRock
"You know what this is? The world's smallest violin, playing just for you."

GlitterBellRock
It's the Psychic Rasta from "One Life to Life!"

The BitShifter
All this frickin' ice, and you think we'd be treated to a nice set of headlights!

Christmas DITty
This is what happens when you leave your Bond villain out on a hot dashboard.

The BitShifter
"I see you've constructed a new orbital-platform light saber. Your skills are complete."

TheCarolingDiva
An invisible car? We're reaching a level of silliness not seen since the Moore era...

The BitShifter
KILL THE HUMANOID

JohnSteed
Trying to take over the world with a Power Glove? Here's a villain I can admire.

The BitShifter
My fantasy flu shot

daupstart
Damn! Halle caught me creeping again...

JohnSteed
Remember, when spying, it is important to get the SHINIEST WEAPON KNOWN TO MAN!

The BitShifter
"Look, I'll give you a Tara Reid flashie, and you tell me if it looks real..."