GlitterBellRock
"Hi, I was in 'Monster's Ball.'"
"What a coincidence, luv. I'm a balling-monster."

ChaosWolf1982
"..uck me, you sexy wolf, you."
Don't mind if I do...

GlitterBellRock
"What the.... alone?? This never happened to the other fellow."

GlitterBellRock
"Oooh, fruit-cup! Don't mind if I do." (popping one)

The BitShifter
Good thing he wasn't tardy, he almost missed it.

YibbleGuy
The Kinky Friedman Museum isn't drawing too well these days ....

GlitterBellRock
Why did they do a mural of Gilbert Gottfried as Merle Haggard?

The BitShifter
"Look, I'll show you what I showed Jackman, and you tell me if they need to be bigger..."

GlitterBellRock
That's an interesting collection of Clearasil pads on his body.....

Coakley
"Hey, Moe! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!"

GlitterBellRock
Mmm... give 'em a "whoop-whoop," sugar.

Indomitus
Hands up, top down, Halle.

daupstart
"Upstart, I'm on in 2. Could you tweek my nipples for me?"

Indomitus
Duck! His smarm is gonna blow!

The BitShifter
"Eef boat survive dee lirpa, comb-baht vill continue wis dee ahn-woon."

Sidesk
"Will this take long, 007?"
"Not if I get my aim right..."

The BitShifter
The Ministry of Silly Walk Effects

The BitShifter
James Bond has a license plate with EW-W!