Dita DuPave
"AHHH! Get away from me, Donald Trump!"

AlexGariepy
"No, mommy, I don't want to ride the horsey again. No, not the horsey! Noooooo!"

JohnSteed
My Journalism 202 Professor is trying to take over the world!!!!
"Steed, how long have you been waiting to make that caption?"
Not long........ uh, a year.....

elKapitan
"With my new Chicago Bears Channel, we can cover the Bears 24 hours a day, seven days a week. BRILLIANT!"

GlitTerrorRock
*'Amok Time'-fight music*

AlexGariepy
BAHGAWD he's using a baseball bat and beat him up like he was nothing! He's running away like a government mule!

AlexGariepy
Which button do you think I should push. Vote now.
(A) First panel.
(B) Second panel.
(C) Third panel.
(D) Teri's breasts.

TheDiva
(E) The big red one that says "Self-Destruct."

ChaosWolf1982
I vote D.... repeatedly.
But only if I get to do it.

Dita DuPave
oO/ I'm going to dash the HELL out of this scene! \Oo

GlitTerrorRock
Where will YOU be when it finally dawns on you: "Oh my God, I fucked Flava Flav!!!"

Nyssa23
You haven't lived until you've done glass-eye shots with Peter Falk.

Nyssa23
Nobody knows how to gun a cock like Pierce. I mean cock a gun...

Nyssa23
Desperate housewife, eh? So how desperate are you?
"Well, I *was* on those Radio Shack commercials...."

JohnSteed
"That's right..... be desperate...."

elKapitan
"Alright, so I was a bit stiff in Goldeneye. Now I'm loosening my collar..."

Nyssa23
Sure, it's glamorous work being a secret agent, but at the end of the day they just order a pizza and jerk off like any other guy.

GlitTerrorRock
You know something -- it's STILL an improvement over Codger Moore's kissing!