GlitterRock
Combined cholesterol count: 24,540

Indomitus
My arteries are clogging just staring at their names.

BlakHat1
The recoil is gonna lead to one heck of a dentist's bill.

TheDiva
muttermutterdamnbitchgottasnogHughmutter

GlitterRock
"Famke Janssen?? Awlright!!"
"Sissy, please. No wailing during the opening-credits. Just stand there silently, and try not to let the outline of your pubes show up in your silouette."

GlitterRock
Hey, I know it took the Screengrab Walken awhile to post the gallery ... but you're exaggerating!

GlitterRock
It's a fist with a wig on!
-- oh, sorry, my mistake.....

JohnSteed
My sophomore English teacher is unamused.

gleeb
.oO Almost time for Chipmunk-Woman to refill! Oo.

GlitterRock
"I can't watch! Did you miss the poor little duck?"
"Yeah.
... but I totally NAILED the dozen little duckies following her!"

TheDiva
No, don't cap me!

AlexGariepy
"ThescreengrabberwilltakemysoulNO!"

LauraPowers85
I do the same thing when my friends try and sneak pictures of me. I'm just too damn fast.

elKapitan
Four out of five Bonds recommend Trident.

Trin Tragula
The other one didn't, and look what happened to him. He got his wife shot and he never came back.

TheSpaceToast
Yes, the Brosnan had a terrible, AWFUL idea...

GlitterRock
The look of a man who's finally gotten Roger Moore's old-man stench out of his car.

AntiHero
"...go faster... must go faster."