RodRocket
"There's my car keys!"

Coakley
I want to make an amusing cap, but all I'm coming up with is "sumptuous, heaving, luscious, pillowy."

elKapitan
"So the planet's rings have some sort of rejuvenatory properties? Tell me more about these Baku..."

elKapitan
Bill Gates' firewood.

JohnSteed
Now this is the kind of donation to the JohnSteed retirement fund I want to see!

AntiHero
There you have it, Cappers. Nightmares all around, then.

JohnSteed
As torture, they locked Sloth a room away from a Baby Ruth.

Cyberbeast
Mike Ditka doing jazz hands inside a washing machine. Who directed this movie, David Lynch?

elKapitan
Man, Admiral Dougherty just can't catch a break!

GlitterRock
.oO I knew I should've stayed out of Roger's bed from 'View to a Kill.' There's NO WAY any of the female Cappers'll come in here and give me sweet luvvin' now. Oo.

gleeb
"Just five more minutes, M, OK?"

gleeb
"It's perfectly simple, 007. The underwear stays up because of static electricity. I do wish you'd pay attention."

RodRocket
EWWWW! Someone shaved King Kong!

Sidesk
"Come on, love. You can't have any less to offer than Honor Blackman... can you?"

Indomitus
And now the bad news: Those are Dalton's legs.

TheDiva
What's really under the Statue of Liberty's robe.

elKapitan
Whoa, Dalton is using a slanted-look technique! Only Staring Contest professionals can pull that off.

GlitterRock
Welcome to Klingon Language Camp!