gleeb
.oO So help me, if that bastard lets me off on 3 instead of 4 again…Oo.

GlitterRock
"My God, this makes the Noisy Cricket look like a bazooka. I am *so* dead!"

TheDiva
Denture cream? Moore must've left it behind.

gleeb
Don't worry, dentonite is harmless without a dentonator."

Indomitus
*whispers* "I have some Viagra."

elKapitan
*whispers* "And some Enzyte."

JohnSteed
The Profound Darkness walks in something he wishes he hadn't.

gleeb
"Make sure he uses protection. He averages 15 STDs per mission."

tinaw
"Thanks for last night honey. My crocheting is top notch now!" *kiss*
"You're welcome, Q!" *giggle*

gleeb
The camera that deliberately causes "red eye".

JohnSteed
He draped a towel of his arm and grabbed a tray of glasses. He's a MASTER of disguise!

gleeb
"This oughta hold me until I get to the bar."

GlitterRock
A little peek into what Dalton's doing these days.
"Tim? Table four says if they don't get their mozzarella sticks, they're walking out."
"Tell them to keep their bloody shirts on, I'm in the weeds here!"

GlitterRock
(press, squeeze)
"Hey, it worked for Indiana Jones!"

gleeb
"Are these real?"

TheDiva
Come on, you're James Bond! You shouldn't be THAT desperate...

TheDiva
"I'm STILL in charge of Iraq, dammit!"

GlitterRock
".... and now let's have a look at the forecast with our weatherman, Franz Sanchez. Franz?"
"Thank you, Colin."