gleeb
"What, not even a lizard will cheer you up?"

GlitterRock
"Please don't disrespect my leetle friend. He may be scaly -- but he's saved me a ton on my car insurance!"

Dita DuPave
Wayne Newton is waiting for you...

gleeb
"Is that it? C'mon, you cheapskates! If you wanna see Charlie Rose, write a damn check!"

JohnSteed
Steve Guttenberg's dad is embarrasing at family gatherings. Come to think of it, Steve's not exactly tolerable himself.

GlitterRock
"Hit me!"

Nyssa23
Somehow, "The World Series of Go Fish" never caught on.

PrezGAR
"Hold the game a moment, folks. Frankinatra just stole all our Queens of Diamonds."

RodRocket
"And while I'm drinking this, my little friend will sing a song...."

RodRocket
Lighten up, Tim. It ain't 'Hamlet'.

Indomitus
He's furrowing his chass*.
*chass. n. combination chin and ass.

TheDiva
The haunted expression of a man who's done a romantic comedy opposite Fran Drescher.

JohnSteed
"I'm fed up with your shhhhhhhIT, THAT'S A BIG PIECE OF CHEESECAKE!"

Diana Luna
They're tickling him to death?

Indomitus
Timothy Dalton, Terence Stamp and Bob Newhart? I think I'll just go gouge my eyes out with a butter knife now.

TheDiva
And with your five hundred dollar contribution, you get this picture of Scary Spice in a glass pyramid...

JohnSteed
"I'm going to Edward James Olmos the HELL out of you!"

GlitterRock
"Hey Davi, you better stop doing that! You could get a skin condition...."
"Shyeah, like THAT'LL happen!" (scritchy scritchy scratch)