Indomitus
The lost Belushi brother, Caesar Augustus Belushi.

GlitterRock
Vini Vidi Mitchell
"I came. I saw. I picked up a six-pack of beer with my toes."

AntiHero
"Don't leave yet, you haven't seen my 'Joe Don Jesus'..."

BCWildcat7
And yet I don't have a pen to write the ransom note down with.

MrAtomik
Not just a Chip on his shoulder, a whole bag of Chips, and located so conveniently close to his mouth too!

elKapitan
"Think you can make fun of my haircut? Go ahead on then."

daupstart
"Can't you see I'm busy Calista Flockhart-ing?!"

daupstart
"Oh you don't love me! You just love my humungous aureolas!"

Dita DuPave
Damn, he's creepy when he smarms!

BCWildcat7
He has that "sweet caring psychopath" look in his eye

Indomitus
PUMAT Huey Lewis, David Copperfield, and John Travolta

Indomitus
~4-1-1, how can I help you?~
o/` buh-duh-buh-daaaaaa~~ o/`

Dita DuPave
"Hello, Rakish Stare here,"

Indomitus
How is it that he can get a woman to rub oil on his batch while wearing those shorts, but all I get in my shorts at the beach is sand?

GlitterRock
"Welcome to Oz, Mr. Bond."

JohnSteed
Just when you thought coaching the Celtics ruined your image of Rick Pitino....

Dita DuPave
Well, someone does not like being seduced by a "Species" Natasha Henstridge.

Coakley
Sheesh, we didn't want to see that on Moore, and we don't want to see it on the bad guy!!!