IRON CHEF CAPTIONS - PAGE NINETEEN





gleeb
.oO When Kaga is distracted, the silverware is mine! Oo.


GlitterRock
.oO Thanks to photos of Kaga with young boy dressed as geisha, I have free meals for rest of life! Oo.


klutzka
oO(Whale vomit again. God, I could sure go for a burger.)Oo


alexgariepy
I sense a bad dish.


TheDiva
"Call Miss Kazuko now! I answer all yer questions..."


NurseNoir
... and all-around bitch!


GlitterRock
"Fortune, schmortune, I see me getting a FREE MEAL in my future! Bwah-HAAAAAAAAAA!"


elKapitan
"You no trust Fortune Cookies! I Fortune Tell long time!"


GersonK
"Yo, Sakai, beer me."


GlitterRock
(voiceover)
"This meal... fills me with dread. Deep dread. I truly fear for my life in eating it."


JohnSteed
*Moves on to next judge's inner-monologue* "should I wear the neon green suit next show?"...... "SUPA JAPANESE PARTY NUMBA' ONE!".... "Why do they always pick the most disgusting foods in the world? When are they going to try to build meals around Graham crackers or something?"


GersonK
...and other forgotten hits of the '80's.


TheDiva
"Squid Ink ice cream? What the hell were you thinking?"


TheSpaceToast
I'm Max Von Sydow, and I approved this message.
(Paid for by the Institute of Wait Isn't That Guy Dead? No Who Am I Thinking Of?)


GizM
It seems as if the chef's dish will be doing the sign language for the hard of herring.




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