Coakley
...
It took an hour and a half to make THAT?!?
GersonK
Worst Sundial. Ever.
GlitterRock
"I don't like celery. Can I substitute another eardrum for it?"
JurassicPork
Calista Flockhart's first thought on being served: "Doggie bag..."
NurseNoir
Oh dear...
Diana Luna
Old people and young kids should probably leave the room right about now!
YibbleGuy
Apparently, Japanese gangsters now have to cut off more than a *finger* when they displease the Yakuza ....
TheDiva
Today's secret ingredient is...RUBBER!
YibbleGuy
The chef who invented Dryer Lint and Bacon ice cream wasn't invited back.
TheDiva
Somehow I don't think the Red Hots on the top are going to help much...
gleeb
"Fukui-san?"
"Go ahead, Ohta."
"Iron Chef is indeed using steel wool..."
CaptionFreak
Newspaper plates? Geez, what spiffy, high-tech Japanese gutter did they come from?
tinaw
*sniff* .oO MMmmmm, Febreeze. . . Oo.
Cyberbeast
"I'm never going to get the squid smell out of this shirt, I hope you're all happy!"
GersonK
And what, I ask, did garlic ever do to deserve this?