IRON CHEF CAPTIONS - PAGE FIFTEEN





GlitterRock
... the star of Channel Chen's hot-new sitcom, "Evelybody Roves Laymond."


RodRocket
Asia's answer to Nana Visitor.


TheDiva
Who's he trying to kid--he's not Italian!


GlitterRock
She's a head on Donald Pleasance's wall!
"I have your will, Misako Miura!"


tinaw
Her shame is being hidden by matzoh.


gleeb
"Fukui-san?"
"Go ahead, Ohta!"
"I have no idea what Challenger is using here."


GersonK
"Poison. Poison. Poison. Poison. Tasty fish. Well, non-poison fish, anyway."


NurseNoir
"Fukui-san?"
"Go ahead, Ohta."
"Iron Chef Cletus has just informed me he is using a surprise ingredient from his native prefecture: cockroaches!"


GlitterRock
"BaconbaconbaconbaconBACON????"


GersonK
"Fukai-san?"
"Yes, Ohta?"
"The challenger has...oh who am I kidding, even I can't put a good face on this one."


GlitterRock
"It's an interesting blend of chives, squid and ... what looks like phlegm? ... Yes, I'm getting confirmation from the kitchen arena, it is phlegm."


klutzka
I didn't order whale vomit."
"You eat now!"


RodRocket
"Fukui-san?"
"What now, Otah?"
"I just checked on the Challenger's side, and his is indeed greener!"


GersonK
Oh good, the Japanese and the Italians getting together again. This'll end well.


GlitterRock
During the "human ear-battle," Iron Chef Tyson had a distinct advantage.




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