GersonK
And in the middle, we see Chef Iron Pole-ish
tinaw
.oO Hmmm. . . squid ink with some fava beans and a nice Fresca. . . Oo. *slrpslrpslrpslrpslrpslrpslrp*
NurseNoir
*pthbpthbpthbpthbpthbpthbpthbpthbpthb!!!!*
GlitterRock
"Have you stuck your tongue on the cold metal pole again, Iron Chef French?"
(nodding silently)
"Oooh, Sakai-san, will you NEVER learn? Hahahahaha!"
gleeb
Because after an hour, you can't really ask the people at the table to keep filling up on bread.
GlitterRock
30-minute overtime battle?
"Bring out the Ahn Woon!"
klutzka
If our chefs are still tied after the 30 minute overtime battle, we'll just order out for some pizza.
GlitterRock
Oh great, just great! I had a PERFECT recipe for 51 squids, but that's ruined now.
elKapitan
You better catch that thing before it takes a bottle of Bud Light hostage!
GlitterRock
o/` Hello muh baby, hello muh honey, hello muh ragtime ga--(CHOP!)
"Fukui-san?"
"Yes, Otah...."
"It appears as though the challenger has ... yes, he IS fileting the Singing Frog!" "Oooh, that is a tough call. On one hand, Frog WILL make the casserole more delicious! But on the other, Frog has many fans...."
TheDiva
"Hi, I'm Yoshizumi Ishihara. You may remember me from such films as 'Godzilla vs. Gamera' and 'Super Teen Sailor Princesses'..."
GlitterRock
-- who will be breaking these six concrete blocks ... using their BARE HANDS!
tinaw
"Oh my God. . . is . . . am I tasting finger? Oo.
GersonK
It's the new nano-piano! With hundreds of tiny little randomly moving keys.
TheDiva
Children under 17 will not be admitted to "Iron Chef" without a parent.