IRON CHEF CAPTIONS - PAGE THIRTEEN





alexgariepy
For he is truly the Garlic King, and he can do anything.


JohnSteed
HP 45
MP 35
EXP 34
GOLD 10
ITEM Garlic
WEAKNESSES Breath Assure
SPELL Bad Breath


gleeb
Oh please, he palmed it and stuck it up his sleeve!


CaptionFreak
Iron Chef Dr. Robotnik. He cooks... with robots!!!


GlitterRock
"Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks! I am not trying to rob you, I'm trying to feed you!"


RodRocket
"What you talkin' 'bout, Kaga?"


JohnSteed
.oO(2000 provisions for a 3 year alliance? What's Cao Cao smokin'?)


RodRocket
"What are matzo balls?"


alexgariepy
And today's secret word is RUBBER.


TheDiva
Ah yes, the haunting Squid Theme...


gleeb
"IT'S A TRAP!"


GersonK
(Why is it all caps? Are they using Superconducting Quantum Interference Devices?)


GlitterRock
and a collective "Oh shit!" is heard from the judges' panel.


klutzka
Tomorrow's theme is Diarrhea.


CaptionFreak
I am Mikkilo Jaxeeno Impuso Nato! I am the TIIIILLAAA! TILLLAAA NIIIIGHT!




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