gleeb
*tee hee* It reminds me of paste. I like paste. *tee hee*
GlitterRock
Voiceover:
"This... this meal truly fills me with dread. I can barely bring myself to put my spoon in it. Please, in the name of which that is good and/or pure, let me live."
TheDiva
I've seen some unappetizing dishes on this show, but the fried dog's droppings is probably the worst yet.
DiscoBoy
That's our Chen -- he'd even use his own eye if it went good with the theme ingredient and a little hot bean paste.
JurassicPork
"Oh, well, enough of this. I guess hari-kari isn't going to commit itself..."
JohnSteed
"Ack! the squid inked me!"
GlitterRock
Voiceover:
"I never thought that twelve fried rats could be so DELICIOUS!!"
NurseNoir
Chairman Kaga brings down the house with his Crazy Guggenheim impersonation!
gleeb
"Therefore the killer must be....Rokusaburo Michiba!"
DiscoBoy
"But not just any fish! It is one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish!"
GlitterRock
Jackie Chan *IS* Oscar Wilde!
JohnSteed
Gilbert and Sullivan's "Ronin of Panzance"
alexgariepy
And thus ends the tragic fate of master chef Lu Bu. Tune in next week!
GlitterRock
Master Chef Lu Bu is not to be trusted.
JohnSteed
Lu Bu Realized there was no beating Cao Cao's white chocolate cheesecake.