Dita DuPave
I love you too Chen-san.
gleeb
Chen gathers the secret spices from the bags under his eyes...
JurassicPork
"Yeah, I got your Iron Chef right here, Flay..."
GlitterRock
... served alongside a forearm with third-degree burns.
gleeb
Gen: 3, 7: "And the eyes of the sardines and risotto were opened and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons."
TheDiva
Sardine mousse? Okay, this quite possibly tops the squid-ink ice cream...
GlitterRock
A Sardine Møøse once bit my sister...
No realli!
gleeb
"...the chewy texture of the latex condoms highlghts the soft, yielding nature of the sardines."
DiscoBoy
Is that the Chen Kenichi rookie card? Score!
BlakHat1
"Find the BLUE pages!"
"Don't listen to him! Bring me the RED pages!"
Cyberbeast
oO Why do I have to get the Sardine Battle? What about the Pork Battle? Or strawberries? I swear, I'd put a dead horse's head in Kaga's bed if I didn't think he'd eat it. Oo
GlitterRock
'Former' Love House Member? Does that means there's a seat available now?!!
GlitterRock
Japan's answer to Matthew McConaughey
BlakHat1
"Kabuki?"
"Noh."
"What is it then?"
JohnSteed
.oO(Did Sakaguchi-san just slap my ass?)