Cyberbeast
...vs. Jason!
DiscoBoy
...vs. Monster Zero!
Agent_Moldy
...vs. The Moon Men!
GlitterRock
"Oh my God, you killed Kenichi! YOU BASTARDS!"
JohnSteed
On the A&E original series, "Remember CHEN"
DiscoBoy
"I choose Iron Chef Ghetto!"
JohnSteed
"You see, Hironobu, there is nothing you have that I cannot take away. HAKANDA MATUSU..."
JurassicPork
...and, from Kobe, Chef Kid-n-Play!
DiscoBoy
Sushi?
NurseNoir
Mackerel in Japanese? That would be "mackeler" wouldn't it?
GlitterRock
"Quickly!! Get Kaga a translation!! Kaga wishes to do his 'Amos & Andy' routine in the traditional Japanese!"
GlitterRock
Voiceover:
"Ahhhhh, Noda-san has decided on the rarely-used McLeod option!"
"A bold move! Let us welcome into the Kitchen Stadium, television's Captain Stubing: Gavin McLeod!!"
TheDiva
*Newspaper, bag, and girl in skimpy lingerie not included.
gleeb
"Caught this morning in a massive police raid. Police also scooped up thirteen rifles, 2 kilos of hash, and an underaged octopus who has been placed in the custody of the Ministry of Fisheries..."
DiscoBoy
C'mon.... that's barely enough for a mouthful!