Agent_Moldy
...was accused of sexual assault by an unidentified woman in court, earlier today.
gleeb
His specialty: Linguini Vendetta, the dish that gets you back for having eaten it.
DiscoBoy
...vs. Megalon!
JurassicPork
...vs Mecha-Kobe!
JurassicPork
"Where were you on the night of January 16th? We have several chefs who saw you flying through the air and landing on my beautiful new matador jacket..."
TheDiva
I've never seen anyone bring this much intensity to ketchup...
Agent_Moldy
"You win this time, foul tomato. But I will be back, and next time, I will crush you..."
gleeb
A bout that was marred only slightly by Chairman Kaga's mid-battle rendition of "Old Man River".
Dita DuPave
After the Fugu incident...
TheDiva
I knew that squid-ink ice cream was bad news...
gleeb
Ever thorough, Chairman Kaga has the Kitchen Stadium x-rayed, just in case.
alexgariepy
GAME OVER PLEASE TRY AGAIN
gleeb
He ended last night in such a feeding frenzy he still has food in his hair.
TheDiva
Tonight on "Behind the Cutlery": the tragic story of an Iron Chef with feet of clay...
DiscoBoy
"When 900 dishes you prepare, look as good you will not, hmmm?"