IRON CHEF CAPTIONS - PAGE ONE





YibbleGuy
Then, I take it that you're calling me a pussy?


Agent_Moldy
Cow? Pig? Chicken?
Yeah, pretty much.


gleeb
"I know you are, but what am I?"
- Herman.


alexgariepy
But what if you eat something... and you hate it... does that mean you hate yourself?


JurassicPork
"I ate your wife. That makes me your cuckold."
- JurassicPork


JohnSteed
Suddenly, I want to get off my campus' dining plan...


alexgariepy
My finger tastes better than all your meals! ZERO OUT OF TEN!


Agent_Moldy
"Exquisite! Best Poodles-n-Noodles ever! I bite my finger off in salute!"


gleeb
"Remember to pack the cotton in tightly..."
- from Chairman Kaga's Guide to Self-Dentistry


JurassicPork
.oO Mmmm. Ramen noodles. I have lost face and shamed my family's honor but they are sooooo good... Oo.


YibbleGuy
Apparently, they're traveling to Metaluna this week.


TheDiva
A new Iron Chef will arrive each month. Keep only the ones you like, cancel at anytime!


Agent_Moldy
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Cyberbeast
This show is just Japan's version of Beat the Geeks.


JohnSteed
"The blue Iron Chef is the weakest link, only answering one of his questions right. The red Iron Chef is the strongest link, answering the most questions right and banking the most money..."




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