Nyssa23
Never offer to buy a drink for a Deadhead.
Nyssa23
Alas, I could not stop for Death, and so, he kindly stopped for me.
KindaEvil
{In a heavy lisp:} "Step back, blithering jackanape, or I shall smite you with my crop!"
Buffoon
But.... I thought the Kama Sutra was Hindu in origin!
Buffoon
"What's a Grecian Urn?" "Oh, about a buck and a half an hour."
KindaEvil
"Oh, boo-hoo. I'm crying a river, look. Poor you. Look, I'm King, and I can't even afford pants, so don't gripe about taxation to me!"
Torgone
The keys you have to reach reeeeeal far with your right finger to get to.
da_upstart
oO (Man, this is bullshit! Me! Darth Vader, gotta clean the goddamn Imperial Palace windows for a year, just cause I lost one stupid fuckin Death Star. Bullshit!)
Moatas
'Peace, out.'
Nyssa23
Scott Thompson IS Queen Elizabeth II in his one-man show, "Liz Windsor to You."
Soozcat
West Texas. Ancestral home of the Giant Drinking Bird (Avis maximus intoxicatus).
IMiss
"Hey, Ren... something came outta my butt!! And it made a sooooound... and it smelled funny!"
Mr_Grant
So... King Tut HAD to get married.
JAUSTRALIS
'Yeah...but can I still work at Hooters?'
Nyssa23
My mortal enemy.