amycamus
If Geena Davis and Andre the Giant had a child...!
The_Gray_Zombie
Thank you, Aunt Jemima, for the syrup. You're much nicer than that Mrs. Buttersworth bitch.
Soozcat
Y'know, Freddie Mercury looked reasonably fetching in drag.
BeezoDeluxe
An anime-haired girl in Manhattan.
CrazyBob
Jennifer Garner in "On the Bus."
Nyssa23
What do you know. Jack Palance *did* crap bigger than me.
GlitterRock
It's the legendary Joe Pesci Fountain of Yewts!
Nyssa23
Walk Like an Edwardian.
Nyssa23
Nobody could convince Sheila that "Parrot Pagoda" was a bad name for a Chinese restaurant.
Nyssa23
Sailor Jupiter hits the skids.
GlitterRock
This is one weird-ass combination! She's dressed like the Cracker Jacks' guy, but she's got the hair of Xev from LEXX!
Nyssa23
So, does she *have* an imaginary friend, or *is* she the imaginary friend??
GlitterRock
Putting the petals to the metal.
NurseNoir
Tampax was most deifinitely NOT here!
GlitterRock
"Today on ANTIQUE ROADSHOW, this ancient Mesopotamian double-headed dildo..."