Laurie2K
And with that, Ford abruptly morphed into a camel.

Indomitus
Daniel Simpson Day
Whereabouts Unknown

jackrouters
Now that's what I call pod-racing.

GlitterRock
"Tonight on 'Weird Newscasters', Harrison Ford and Colin Mochrie will be playing Ike and Tina Turner...."

jackrouters
"I care about you too much, I've got to get you to Nazi detox..."

GlitterRock
What the-- why'd you beat up Colin Mochrie??
"I haven't had a sound night's sleep since that DAMN 'Richard Simmons/Whose Line' gallery was posted!"

daupstart
"Who's scruffy lookin?!"

GlitterRock
"YOU CAN ALWAYS GET YOURSELF ANOTHER GRAIL! WHAT ABOUT MY LEGSSS, EDDIE MURPHY?? WHAT ABOUT MY LEGSSS???"

TheDiva
If there's one thing that movies have taught me, it's that Nazi machinery always blows up real good.

TheDiva
Ah, native lackeys. The Red Shirts of the adventure movie genre.

Indomitus
"You're gonna endanger us. You're gonna endanger our client. The nice woman who paid us in advance, before she became a dog."

TheDiva
Still adhering to the "good blaster at your side" philosophy.

TheDiva
Foul! You can't have a villain wearing a powder blue suit!

TheDiva
"He's delirious, Indy...he keeps muttering something about Alex Trebek's mother..."

JohnSteed
"You're.... the man now..... dawg...."

JohnSteed
Weirdest. Birth scene. Ever.

Cyberbeast
"I never thought...I'd die like this."
"You mean looking for the Holy Grail?"
"No...I mean...with my head in...John Rhys-Davies' crotch."

PrezGAR
Sure. Now he takes Short Round's advice.