GlitterRock
"Prepare the la-SERR!!!"
"Thank you, Frau."

GlitterRock
She's a saaaaad widdle uber-bitch.

gleeb
I was working as a waitress,
In a cocktail bar.
That much is true.
But even then, I knew I'd find,
A much better place,
Either with or with out you…

GlitterRock
"Guten abend, Charles Darwin and Auntie Mame. May I see.... your papers?"

GlitterRock
"THANK YOU, HERR GOD! THANK YOU SO *BLOODY* MUCH!!"

ArchHallJr
"Did she do that thing with the beads?"

GlitterRock
"Yesh, Junior... even *I* can be an icky elf!"

TheDiva
The smile that says "I banged more girls than you'll ever see..."

tinaw
"Great Dad, don't get cocky!"

AlexGariepy
"Oh crap, I'm not riding alone, I'm riding WITH HITLER!!!"

daupstart
I don't think he was expecting Sean Connery to come bursting through his bathroom stall.

PrezGAR
No one expects that from Sean. From Brosnan, yes, but never from Sean.

TheDiva
.oO(No fair! They PROMISED me there'd be virgins!)

TheDiva
Now, what kind of idiot thugs stand in a line to attack the hero?

JohnSteed
Indy's been punching in some Wolfenstein cheat codes if he can do that.

gleeb
*clik* "And I say I birdied. Wanna rethink it?"

ArchHallJr
Situation where it's STILL not smart to bring a knife to a gun fight.

PrezGAR
"I love playing BattleZone."