INDIANA JONES CAPTIONS
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AlexGariepy
And then the movie was interrupted by a streaker.



TheDiva
Let's see..."March 25th: cigarettes 10 (v.g.), alcohol units 5, naughty thoughts about Mark Darcy about 60"--wait, this is my cousin Bridget's diary!



GlitterRock
.oO My God! She's tonguing my COLON! Oo.



GlitterRock
"Do you like the cleavage of Zappa? The cleavage of Zappa is good, no?"



GlitterRock
"Let me show you the Mothers of Invention's LATEST INVENTION!"(rattatattatattatatta!)



GlitterRock
"I said I *AIN'T* no Hollaback Girl!"



AlexGariepy
Where the hell is that firework going?



Indomitus
"Shee that ring right there? About that time, I wash shagging Octopushy."
"That wasn't you, dad. That was..."
"It wash me, dammit! There'sh never been any Bond but me!"



JohnSteed
"IT BEGAN WITH A BLOODY S!"



AntiHero
"You did WHAT!? You are NO LONGER, the man now, dog."



GlitterRock
"You gotta ditch that Flockhart-stick and get yourshelf a woman with MEAT ON HER BONESH, Junior! Lana Wood ... now THERE wash a chick with more cushion for the pushin'!"



jackrouters
"No, Uncle Neil wash not 'okay', he was a BLOODY DISHGRACE, JUNIOR!"



TheDiva
"Ze Fuhrer demands we recruit only the finest pieces of tail..."


TheDiva
So this family has been obsessively protective about their headgear for generations...


AlexGariepy
This is when it got all weird for Indy.





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