TheDiva
Don't worry, kid, it'll still fit you twenty-six years later...

GlitterRock
(the goon stares down... then at Indy... then grins, and slows sits down)
Indy: "Awww no no no NOOO! EWWWW!"

AntiHero
Glitter, you just scarred my imagination for life.

GlitterRock
So the guy who wanted the Cross of Coronado... was Guy Cabellero?

TheDiva
That proves it! Every vehicle in an adventure movie carries several pounds of gunpowder at all times...

GlitterRock
"La Rue? Prickley? Where's my wheelchair??"

TheDiva
Stephen Sommers' "Titanic"

Gray Zombie
Welcome to the Jerry Bruckheimer School of Filmmaking.
Lesson #1: Blow Shit Up.
Lesson #2: Hire Nicolas Cage
Lesson #3: Repeat Lesson #1

PreGAR
General Veers has captured Han. Vader will surely reward him... by not choking him.

daupstart
"Wassup, dawg!... Aw don't leave me hangin.... Put yo fist out, dawg!... Aw, aw I see now. It's like dat then..."
"Dr. Jones, are you feeling alright?"

GlitterRock
"Any questions?"
"Yes, Professor. In 'Empire Strikes Back,' you were wearing cuffs when you were put into carbonite .... but when you were revived in 'Return of the Jedi,' they were gone. Can you explain?"
"Uh. The cuffs... were made... out of .... carbonite. And when I was released... they... um... melted?"
"That sounds like a weak-ass Lucasfilm explanation, sir."
"NO MORE QUESTIONS!"

ArchHallJr
"Don't flash me those bedroom eyes if you don't want to take the ride, fella."

GlitterRock
(sniff, sob)
"I remember when dad and I had this picture Photoshopped....."

YibbleGuy
Priscilla Barnes IS Traci Lords IN "Debbie Does Venice."

Indomitus
I wonder if she has 3 huge saucer-sized nipples.