outsdr
"No wait! Come on! I wasn't looking like everyone else was! This is so unfair."

TheDiva
"You know Heinrich, I get the feeling that we might NOT be doing God's will after all..."

The Seer
.oO (Why the hell is there a statue of Marion throwing a discus on the steps of Congress?)

TheDiva
"Look at me, Indy! I'm exactly one mile above sea level!"
*sigh* "This is the last time I take you to the Denver capitol..."

AlexGariepy
Stupid Nazis decide to open it? Dude, carrying it around would've been enough to make you win battles and stuff, but noooo, you gotta see what God is like inside!

SweetHeart666
"Oh, Honey. That ark is PERFECT for our little cottage!"

GlitterRock
"Luvvv that Joker!"

gleeb
With only a precious, small amount of pigment left, she went forth in search of work…

Indomitus
They should mark it "Hamdingers."

meqal
So this film was really a documentary exposing the evils of the Republican party?

AlexGariepy
Every year about 2 children die from over-elaborate death traps... won't you please give? For the children?

Sidesk
There's something oddly oxymoronic about "messenger pirate" as a job description.

jammer427
The female releases her eggs into the sea.

Nyssa23
Another devastating rejection for the Man Without a Face.

Nyssa23
The Sexual Magnetism Virus! That explains everything...