GlitterRock
Nazi superagent George Costanza

meqal
Did Dr. Evil target his "laser" at the plane?

zephyr
Sorry ma'am, these are fake. You should never buy 'diamonds' on Ebay.

rickubis
I know it looks bad, but it's the only glass eye my dad could afford.

The Seer
.oO (Dear God, what have I done? I could have left my wife and been with any babe in Hollywood and who did I pick? A goddamn fish stick!)

meqal
And I suppose you brought Boone and your beer buddies up here to raid my liquor cabinet.

AlexGariepy
He never blushed THIS much when he was around Carrie Fisher.

TheDiva
Wallace Shawn, Nazi Spy

SweetHeart666
"ET Finger Cooch! ET so hoooooooorny!"

GlitterRock
"As you can see, mein fraulein, I *am* an icky elf."

Indomitus
"Yeah, Kari had nice breasts, but you do know they were fake, right? Mine, see... Mine are real. Go ahead, touch 'em. See?"

TheDiva
.oO(Get the medallion, watch the captives...I swear, I'm carrying all the weight here while Barbossa gets all the credit...)

TheDiva
Well, this is convenient. People never fall into a wagon full of scrap metal, do they?

AlexGariepy
INDY NO BAKA!

TheDiva
"Lot 665, ladies and gentlmen: a papier-mache musical box in the shape of a barrel organ..."