Indomitus
"Oooooh, don't grab that!"

Gray Zombie
You know what? If I had some mechanical arms, I could use them to cross this thing with no problem. I could be like a....a...spider....NO, better...an Octopus.
"Will you shut up and get over here"

zephyr
Saved by the Balls

Dita DuPave
*high, squeaky voice* "Bad touch!"

GlitterRock
"Now cough, Sapito."

TheDiva
"You wanna take back that brilliant but lazy comment?"

GlitterRock
"Oh shit. Bigfoot?? I didn't sign on to be fightin' no Bigfoot!"

outsdr
He found the idol! Happy Spazz!

TheDiva
Indy shakes his groove thang.*
*this caption made from 100% recycled material.

meqal
Stay away from that thing. Greg Brady found it once and had nothing but bad luck from it.

TheDiva
Exlaxuhoptl, the Mayan god of constipation

GlitterRock
.oO Hmmmm. Is this thing really worth all the ripoffs this scene is going to spawn over the next 20 years? Oo.

GlitterRock
Soooooo... if the bad of sand weighs as much as the idol.... the idol is a witch?

TheDiva
"Well, this is the LAST time I do a lucrative franchise film!"

rickubis
OK...one of these was the last straw.