HULK CAPTIONS
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Indomitus
She's a sad widdle off-brand Farrah Fawcett.



Indomitus
Oh, come on. What is this, family night? Take it off!



Mattteus
Man I'm glad I didn't have to be gay in the 70s...



tinaw
o/' Look who's goooooooooot a Farrah do!
Don't you wish you had one too? o/'



Gray Zombie
And now, The Gray Zombie takes this opportunity to present the lyrics to the theme of The Incredible Hulk. (Hopefully, everyone knows the theme music)

o/~ I'm big and mean,
A great big Bu-Ulk.
I'm really mean,
I'm the Incredible Hu-Ulk

I'll stomp your ass
Into the gra-Ass,
Cuz, I'm the Hulk o/~

"You don't sound like no Frankinatra"



TheDiva
He's wrecking the disco! Where will the townsfolk get their groove on now?



ithurtswhenidothat
Yea, go ahead piss me off big guy!



daupstart
[Hulk wipes off chin, leaps away. Abomination comes out 30 seconds later adjusting his speedos, looks around and leaps away in the opposite direction...]



TheDiva
"Hulk need sports bra."



TheDiva
Shrek: The High School Years



daupstart
[BASH!]
"Duhhhhh, you got cup of isotopes Hulk can borrow?...."



Mattteus
Experiencing the ecstasy brought about when you combine weed, booze and a blow job.



Mattteus
Richard Carpenter on steroids



Cyberbeast
"Note to self: Get milk at the store, pick up dry cleaning, irradiate myself with gamma rays and become a Jekyll and Hyde type creature with skin the color of spoiled meat."



RodRocket
"Then there was the time I was in the touring company of 'South Pacific'. I played Stewpot. Man... Good times... Good times...."



daupstart
"Oh goodie! Interracial kissing scene! Waitaminute, what year is this? Are we allowed to do this yet?


Mattteus
Swallow it!


Dita DuPave
Boy, the passion is just off the charts here.





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