Gray Zombie
If accidentally ingested, please feel stupid. Sympathy from Gray Zombie Enterprises is non-existant.

TheDiva
Prolixin is not for everyone. Side effects may include headache, stomach bleeding, dry mouth, and rage-induced metamorphosis. Most side effects were mild to moderate. Ask your doctor if Prolixin is right for you.

Sidesk
Proof that parents can be sadists.

Mattteus
*sighs sharply* I'm going to pretend like you didn't just put vegetables on my plate

daupstart
".... uhhhhhHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh......"

TheDiva
Okay, I don't remember THIS part of the hatch door map...

PrezGAR
"The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port."

YibbleGuy
I think the word you're looking for is "hemisphere," Einstein.

RodRocket
Okay, which episode of Good Eats is this?

Mattteus
The humble beginnings of LiveJournal.

Cyberbeast
The First Slayer?

GlitterRock
Eric Carr -- IN HELL!
"Dayamm Glitter! That's harsh!"
... ... ... ... I have my issues with that incarnation of KISS.

Mattteus
Watching someone on shrooms is nowhere near as much fun as being on shrooms.

Mattteus
an homage to Artpig

daupstart
"I was just studying the weight distibution and milk volume capacity of her jugs..."

Dita DuPave
Ewwww, he's Mark Hamill-ing.

Mattteus
A better life for all... through sodomy.

GlitterRock
Really, Matt? This must've been named after Devin Devasquez, then.