HULK CAPTIONS
- PAGE ELEVEN -




JohnSteed
Okay, so Nick Nolte becomes the sky, the water, and the trees. You've gotta' think someone in the screenplay meetings was laughing his ass off at this.



RodRocket
"HULK USE SLEEPER HOLD ON RALPH BELLAMY!!!"



GlitterRock
"HULK LOVE PICASSO'S 'SAD MICHAEL CLARKE DUNCAN' FROM LABYRINTH GALLERY!"



meqal
...and the CGI still sucks.



Zee
"HULK AM THINKING OF GETTING SECOND PAIR OF PURPLE PANTS. THIS PAIR GETTING CRUNCHY."



GlitterRock
"Jennifer requests that you ask her no questions about 'Hulk.' Thank you."



YingYang
Ang Lee finished his apology letters.



TheDiva
"You'll like it, it's Cherry Mutagens for Kids!"



Diana Luna
"How come it looks like flour?"
"Oops! That's daddy's medicine!"



WaffleKing
Your medicine is a tall cold glass of SHUT THE FUCK UP.



Indomitus
"Who are you to deny them their Levitra?"



Zee
I mean, "Maybe you are too, Torgo."



GlitterRock
o/` Now I don't wanna be rich for the sake of women.
I wanna be rich for the sake of our Lord.
Enough to build a church where everyone can come.
Enough for the Lord, that's all I'm askin' for.
o/`



Zee
"My knees get all big, and then I have to kill you for The Master."



TheDiva
MAY APPEAR CHEESY IN 5 YEARS



Indomitus
I don't understand. It's too subtle.


RodRocket
Oh, God! Not that crappy Fourth World/New Gods/DNAliens crapola Jack Kirby drumped into the DC Multiverse! I HATE that stuff! Yeah, a planet just happens to be called "Apokolips"! Suuuure.... Whatever you say, o mighty King Kirby....
(Uh, Rod.... That's 'Dark Side', not Darkseid, okay?)
Oh....
... ... ...
... ... ...
Never mind....


Mattteus
This scene was originally well lit but SciFi has a quota of poorly lit scenes that must be met by the end of the year.





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