HULK CAPTIONS
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meqal
Wanna see my beef? It's what's for dinner you know.



GlitterRock
"National Cattlemen's Beef Association. I'm gonna have to ask you to empty the contents of your freezer for inspection, please."



YingYang
"Just because you have a Blockbuster card doesn't give you any jurisdiction here, Elliott."



Cyberbeast
"What am I wearing? Purple stretch pants, duh."



YingYang
"Those Connelly cans belong to me, Banner!"



YingYang
This Cap-Page Board's seen it's share of smug bastards, but you sir, take the cake by far!



JohnSteed
"Welcome to the upper middle class, bitch!"



GlitterRock
"HULK AM FREAK-DANCING! HULK GOT THE MUSIC IN HIM!"



meqal
HULK NOT JEHOVAH'S WITNESS! PUT CLOTHES BACK ON, MEQAL!



Indomitus
"KI-YA! HULK GET ALL SNAKE-CRANE ON YOU!"



Zee
"HULK AM POORLY COMPOSITED INTO LIVE ACTION PHOTO! HULK NEED BETTER EFFECTS, PRONTO!"



GlitterRock
"HULK AM READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!"



Zee
"OKAY, NOW PUT A BIG CGI PARTY SUB IN HULK'S HAND! DON'T MAKE HULK SMASH PUNY COMPUTER EFFECTS NERD!"



meqal
Can't cap. Too busy thinking of things to do with Jennifer.



Zee
"Wow, Mr. Argento, you're huge! You do know I'm 15, right?"



GlitterRock
Actual on-set footage of Jennifer's reaction to Bowie's bulge in "Labyrinth!"


GlitterRock
... and that was the last Thanksgiving that the Avengers let Hulk stuff the turkey. The end.


YingYang
Now this ending to 'Kangaroo Jack' I like!





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