Zee
That frog looks pretty pissed off. I wouldn't fuck with him if I was you.

PrezGAR
It's the Hypno Toad.

YingYang
*Licks toad*
Duuuuuuude...Now this movie's bearable......

GlitterRock
"Mmmmm. I wonder if I showed up at that meqal's door dressed like a Jehovah's Witness, if he'd show up naked for me?"

meqal
You know I would baby. Hell, I might even see if I can borrow a cricket bat and a cheerleader uniform.

YingYang
"Oh, yeah? See how you fuckers like this. First I'll register an ezboard handle, then I'm gonna make caps about the caps you make about me! Cappers are fucking toast!"

GlitterRock
Adobe Photoshop was MADE for scenes like this!

Indomitus
Hey, she's playing that drinking game I made up. She has to take a drink for every impossible thing in this movie.
I figure she'll have alcohol poisoning in about 10 minutes.

ChaosWolf1982
"Hey, Chaos, how's this?"
*deepthroats beer-bottle*
Perfect.

GlitterRock
(translated from Korean)
"I've booked that flight for you, sir."
"Fuckin' general wants me to stay on base. You take it."
"Awlright! Oceanic Flight 815 here I come!"

Zee
"'Chicken Soup For The Grizzled Hard-Ass's Soul'... Well, I'm in for the night!"

cajunmagic
George Eads LOVES his soft serve!

GlitterRock
We now return to the Showtime original movie: "Pierce Brosnan Enjoys A Pudding Cup."

JohnSteed
Well, hello, pointless plot cul-du-sac!

TheDiva
A face only HeroMachine could love.

JohnSteed
I think the dramatic "waiting for people to comment on his LJ" scene was a major miscalculation.

GlitterRock
He's maximizing the potential of his inner-Corey Feldman.

TheDiva
Eric Blanda