daupstart
"What?!"
"Huh?"
"WHAT?!"
"Duhhhh... huh?"
"What?!"

Zee
"You know, when I cameo'd in Spider-Man I got to save someone's life. Maybe we can convince Ang Lee to film a scene where I pull you out of a burning building. What do you think?"
"Lou hungry! Lou want eat now!"

GlitterRock
Why'd they decide to give Lou the same-size shirt as Stan?

GlitterRock
"I can't believe Bill Bixby refused to make a cameo."
"Uh...he's dead."
"You're damn right he is! That prick'll never work in this town again, I guarantee it!"

Gray Zombie
So, then I offered GlitterRock wads of cash for Marvel to have rights to publish a GlitterRock comic book. That way, when the Cappers do GlitterRock the Movie, I can do a cameo as Scruffy the Janitor.

YingYang
"So basically you owe me having a career!"
*Sigh* "Fine, Stan, I'll buy lunch..."

gleeb
OK, cameo's over. Straight back to the set of Devil Fish, Lou.

JohnSteed
"Lou, I'm just saying that you doing the sad walking away music thing wouldn't be right...."

meqal
Presenting the Short Bus Players.

WaffleKing
Halt! I'm Captain Safety, here to say its COOL to be cautious. SAFETY DANCE!

daupstart
"Excuse me, you know where I can find some big booty bitches? With the nice, plump, Sir Mix-A-Lot asses and nice, slim waist right about here?..."

Zee
By now Jennifer is used to guys having conversations with her like this.

Indomitus
"I'm a big fan, Jennifer."
"Thank! Which movies are your favorites?"
"Well, I've actually only seen a few..."
"Which ones?"
"Career Opportunities... The Hot Spot... Requiem for a Dream... They were really good... mmmmm, breasts..."

YingYang
"Sorry, Bruce, I think we should just be friends. Last genius I dated turned out to be a schizo..."

PrezGAR
"... And then there was this pilot I dated. Because he had this jet pack, I got kidnapped by the guy who was James Bond between Codger Moore and Pierce Brosnan."

TheDiva
"And then there was that whole mess with the Goblin King, I mean, I wasn't even sixteen when THAT went down..."

SweetHeart666
"And there was this other guy that I went on cocaine and heroin binges with. I wound up becoming a coke whore for a while. It's nothing I'm proud of."

Zee
"Basically I've been real busy. Have you ever heard of 'ass to ass'?"