Indomitus
Whatever it is he's working on, if it doesn't give the patient a rock-hard dick, the pharmaceutical companies won't buy it.

PrezGAR
Don't make me Ang Lee. You won't like me when I'm Ang Lee.

TheDiva
I'd like to hear the conversation where the producers decided to get the guy who directed "Sense and Sensibility" and "Eat Drink Man Woman" to helm their summer comic book action flick.

meqal
If "directed by" means made into a total pile of crap.

JohnSteed
Make a couple comic book references in The Ice Storm, and suddenly, everyone thinks you're the link between comic book entertainment and adult drama.

GlitterRock
"Did you catch that new 'Star Trek' last night? What a show!"

JohnSteed
"My eyebrows now control your will...."

YingYang
"Bruce? You punch a hole through the cat again?"

Zee
Sarah Silverman and Ron Burgundy: A Love Story

Indomitus
(waits patiently for YingYang's caption on this one)

Zee
"Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet mystery of life at last I've found you!"

YingYang
I'm not so much a 'licensed gynecologist' as much as I am a 'vaginal enthusiast'...But I guess you probably figured this out after the first twenty minutes...

YingYang
Oh, lookey! He managed to get the cap off the bottle of detergent! Ahhhhhhhh....

TheDiva
Babies should NOT wear wifebeaters. Just my opinion.

TheDiva
When Hugo dreams.

YingYang
Suddenly, it's Inventing Situations...

meqal
That I will be in a movie where a guy turns into a CGI monster.

Zee
...a really crappy CGI monster.