Zee
Eric Banana? Poor guy...

TheDiva
You may remember him from such movies as...ummm....well, okay, you won't remember him.

GlitterRock
Eric Banal. Trust me.

RodRocket
Eric Bana was in 'You Only Live Twice'?

YingYang
The Eric Bana has made it's way through the fallopian tubes and is now about to penetrate the ovum...

TheDiva
And she immediately sqanders any reputation she might have gained for "A Beautiful Mind".

GlitterRock
It was during 'Requiem for a Dream' that Jennifer learned you can REALLY feel the heroin-rush if you inject directly into the breast-implant.

YingYang
Uh, when I said I wanted to prick Jennifer Connelly...

TheDiva
Let's face it, he'd appear in a police lineup if they paid him.

GlitterRock
If that's an albino starfish on top, I think this could be the first Asteroidea Porch Swing!

WaffleKing
Yeah, I know how those jellyfish like to come on the beach and throw cars around, smash buildings, wear tiny purple daisy dukes. I definately see the connection.

JohnSteed
Look, we're living in a universe where a hero can stop an elevated train with just himself and sticky web. Trying for a realistic approach just isn't going to work here.

Zee
He fit this movie in between parole hearings? Amazing!

WaffleKing
FADE IN
INT. RIDICULOUSLY OVER-EXPENSIVE MULTI-COLORED MOVIE SET - DAY
Some incredibly fake two-dimensional computerized green blob moves unconvincingly around while overpaid actors mug bad lines.
INT. THEATER - CONT.
Audience wishes they had their money back.
FADE OUT

TheDiva
What the--Bunnicula? Does James Howe know about this?

ArchHallJr
What I really want to know is whether or not the Bernculley process saved the last rainforest.

Indomitus
"I can't stand it. The poor lonely bastard comes home every night, and the first thing he does is spank me."

PrezGAR
Is this the monkey that lives in Chris Griffin's closet?