Zee
The new "WTF" icon

Trin Tragula
You see here a shack. Enter?

TheDiva
People for the Ethical Treatment of Ferrets, FREEZE!

GlitTurkeyRock
"C'mon, we gave you the ferrets. Show us your tits!"
"I hate Hogwart's Mardi-Gras. (sighs, unbuttons)

GlitTurkeyRock
"What the-- DOBBY??"
"Dobby is sorry, Miss Hermione! Dobby missed not being in the movie, so Dobby hid to watch what was happening. Then.... Dobby noticed how nicely Miss Hermione was growing into her blossoming, maturing body. Dobby could not HELP but pop wood!"

TheDiva
And thousands of irate fans write explitive-laden e-mails to Warner Brothers because Harry's eyes are blue, and not green as Rowling explicitly states.

Dita DuPave
And of course, they'll also write about how Hermione's dress is periwinkle blue, not pink.

Gray Zombie
And that Ron stepped off the transporter on his left foot and not his right foot.

gleeb
And what's with Dobby shooting first, huh?

GlitTurkeyRock
"You really are the brightest witch of your age."
"You still smell like rotten cheese, ballsweat, and feet -- and NOT in that order."

YibbleGuy
THEATREGOERS: No One Will Be Seated During The Intense 'Double-Dutch' Scene.

TheDiva
"I have a feeling we'll meet again, Harry...in fact, I can think of about 101 million reasons why we will."

Zee
"I'm going back to my first love: collecting centerfolds."

GlitTurkeyRock
"Well, it seems that somebody let slip the nature of my condition. This time tomorrow, the owls will start arriving and parents will not want...well, someone like me teaching their children."
"'Cause you're... gay?"

LauraPowers85
'Yes. Plus, I once killed a homeless person just to see if I could get away with it, but that's beside the point, Harry. I must go.'

GlitTurkeyRock
".... what?"
"You're just swishing the wind kind of .... extra-swishy."
"I AM NOT GAY!!"

Zee
*Chico, Harpo, and Alan Jones tumble out*

Halfreck
*a bunch of dead hookers tumble out*