GlitTurkeyRock
(turns... turns... turns... turns)
"And crawling...on the planet's face...some insects...called the human race. Lost in time...and lost in space. And meaning."
o/` Me-eee-eaning! o/`

GlitterBellRock
"This is Dumbledore reminding you to play safe!"

TheDiva
Wait, Madame Pomfrey can regrow bones in a matter of hours, but she can't mend them?

GlitterBellRock
"Any of you kids seen a lost demonic monkey/cymbal toy around?"

MoldyLouWho
"So, maybe next time you'll listen to ol' Santa, or do you want I should break ya head, too?"

YibbleGuy
"Yes, it's 'dore at the door. HA--never get tired of that one."

TheDiva
See, I could never have a Time Turner. Eventually I'd get nervous, start fiddling with it and accidentally send myself to 1951.

Zee
Me? I'd use it to see King Ralph on opening day.

JohnSteed
I'd go back to when I sold my copy of Secret of Mana for 20 bucks and kick myself.

GlitterBellRock
"And don't forget Time-Turner Savings Time, you have to set it one rotation forward for Fall."

Dita DuPave
"Damn, left my Time-Turner in my other bra!"

GlitTurkeyRock
"Oops. My star-piercing slipped off, gimme a 'mo."

gleeb
Well, everybody else is checking them out…

Zee
"Hey, everybody! Something's happening down at the big stone vagina!"

GlitTurkeyRock
The Libyians are going to shoot Doc Brown any second now.

TheDiva
Buttcrack Henge

GlitTurkeyRock
Those jeans creep down much more, and you'll see her lower-back tattoo: "MUDBLOOD HAWTTIES RULE!"

Dita DuPave
And Daniel's love of looking down Emma's top continues on unheeded.