GlitTurkeyRock
Someone smashed the COOOOOOKIE CRISP!

GlitterBellRock
And now, an excerpt from the fanfic 'Two Guys, A Girl, and A Hippogriff:'
"... slowly, Ron felt Hermione's lips pecking gently at his neck. He shivered, stiffening momentarily, then held her closer. As Hermione kissed, she felt Harry's hand patting her bottom....and the hard prodding of Buckbeak against her leg. Good thing she had the time-turner, this was going to be a long afternoon."

TheDiva
Y tu Wizard Tambien

TheDiva
"Ummm, wasn't the Whomping Willow closer to the castle last year?"
"Well, whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it."
"Yeah, but--"
"Wizard."

Zee
The day Harold Lloyd's luck ran out.

Gray Zombie
I've thought of a few captions.....but they're still underage and I'm not sure if it's legal.

TheDiva
This is what happens when you let Alfonso "I made an art film out of a porno by adding footage of poor villagers," Cuaron direct.

Indomitus
He's being attacked by KD Lang!

GlitTurkeyRock
Didn't they allow conjugal visits in Askaban?

Zee
"Harry! It's cappers! They keep making jokes about my-"
"-Jugs? Sweater puppies? Fun bags?"
"Well, I was going to say hair, but now that you mention it..."

TheDiva
Now, now, boys, don't fight. I'm sure that together, with the aid of calm open discussion and fur-lined handcuffs, we can come to an agreement...

GlitterRock
Tonight on Bum Fight Symphony, special guest conductor Alan Rickman.

TheDiva
So, when do you change him from a rat into a human?

daupstart
"Hey, you guys seen Gollum around here? That muhfuka owes me 20 bucks and a fish!..."

Zee
"The Stephen King book club... horrifying creatures you wouldn't believe..."

GlitTurkeyRock
"Shield... weakening. Must ... divert power... from Engineering...."

gleeb
Afterlife insurance from The Hartford.

Indomitus
Yoda appears to one side, and Obi-Wan to the other. Luke smiles. Fade out.