GlitTurkeyRock
*sticks a quarter in, gumball comes falling out*

Trin Tragula
This movie is now officially pants.

TheDiva
No, the real Moody's in there!--oh wait, that's the next one. Never mind.

GlitTurkeyRock
"Where'd you get that shirt?"
"10-10-DUCKFUCKING. Holly Marie Combs recommended it."

GlitTurkeyRock
"Hey, when you pack as much Fudge as I do, you need a stiff drink every once and a while!"

Gray Zombie
Ok, all you sick perverts, you asked for it, now here it is, Hermoine's Pussy.
(I'm burning for that, I know.)

Dita DuPave
*YOU ARE HERE*
*PLOT TWIST IS HERE*

LauraPowers85
One of the few unappetizing consequences of the magical map of Hogwarts: you now know which teachers are fucking. Treleway and Flitwick? Ewwww

GlitterBellRock
(waves it unenthusiastically)
"Happy bloody Fourth of July."

Shockeye
"Look, that cloud looks like ... The Dude!"

GlitTurkeyRock
"Do-ooo-ooo-ooo you want-ant-ant-ant more Jesus Juice, Will Robinson-son-son......?

TheLurker
"You're gonna be my boyslave now!"

Dita DuPave
PWNED

GlitTurkeyRock
WOW! I always suspected Hermione would end up with a big pair of pumpkins!

Zee
It's just a little prick... with a cut on his finger.

TheLurker
Oh great, now it's The Evil Dead.

Zee
Damn, girl, what'd you been eating?

TheDiva
If anyone makes a "Hermione riding wood" cap, I'm smacking you upside the head.