GlitTurkeyRock
o/` HEYYY HOOO... HEYYY HOOO... o/`

GlitTurkeyRock
Wizarding-slang for drug-use: "riding the Hippogriff."

TheDiva
"Read the sixth book, people, I hook up with Tonks, so can we PLEASE stop all the slashfic with me and Sirius?"

LauraPowers85
'Are you children ready to rock?'

GlitTurkeyRock
"Captain Hercule Platini, IQ 212."

Dita DuPave
AAAGGHHHH!!! Parvati, that's worse, give me a giant cobra anyday!

TheDiva
How exactly is this supposed to induce laughter?

TheDiva
No, don't take the boy! We need him to finish the franchise!

JohnSteed
Uh, you don't want to be saved by Jeffrey Jones, kid.

GlitTurkeyRock
Ahhhh! The boggart is changing into MirandaRamsey!!
RIDDIKULUS! (waving wand frantically)

JohnSteed
Did they get a legion of people with shaky hands to build this thing?

TheDiva
"'Scuse me, you seen a girl in a blue dress and red shoes around here?"
"How old was she?"
"Oh, don't get me started on that..."

GlitTurkeyRock
Idina Menzel and Harvey Fierstein in "The Wicked Fiddler On The Roof!"

GlitTurkeyRock
"Thank you, eharmony!"

Diana Luna
The Cryptkeeper, before he became an evil skeleton bastard.

TheDiva
Ron always looks like he needs flu medication.

gleeb
"Now, the next slides are a bit stronger. Those who do not have signed permission slips can go to the study hall."

Yukon GARnelius
Snape bit her hand off. Again.