GlitTurkeyRock
"Damn! We missed it!"
"Shit. We'll have to take the next staircase to the Gryffindor common room at 10:15. Wanna hang out at Sbarros?"

GlitTurkeyRock
Whatever's happening, it's sure pleasing the Roman consul on the left.

ChaosWolf1982
"Hermione! Really... I... I c-can explain!"

GlitTurkeyRock
Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff.... they all bow before the power of meqal's chili.

ChaosWolf1982
Never though Rowling would sink to the level of stealing sight-gags from Bugs Bunny...

TheDiva
"I see a great multitude, making smart-ass comments on their computers about us..."

Zee
Still more fuckable than Nanny McPhee.

daupstart
The pictures Eminem and Fat Joe never wanted us to see.

GlitTurkeyRock
Doogie Howser was in Slytherin?? It explains alot, actually......

TheDiva
Do you REALLY need to use forced perspective when one of your characters is CGI?

GlitTurkeyRock
"Hagrid, exactly what are those?"
"Those, Harry, are Cappers. First thing you wanna know is they're very proud creatures. Very easily offended. You do not want to insult a Capper. It may be the last thing you ever do."

LauraPowers85
'I really am only 13. And this movie follows the book impeccably.'
'Nice try, kid, but that Jedi mind trick only works on the weak-minded.'

TheLurker
"Agggh! Dirt in my beautiful blond HAIIIR!!!! I just bleached it too!"

GlitTurkeyRock
An Officer And A Slytherin

TheLurker
Does anyone else find it sad that modern CGI can make a convincing hippogriff, but doesn't even try to do a good Garfield or Scooby-Doo?

TheDiva
.oO(I need to find some better thugs...)

LauraPowers85
Did somebody decapitate the Gerber baby and stick it's head atop the body of a mildly obese teenager?

MoldyLouWho
Just when you thought Danny Bonaduce was the most pathetic, redheaded boy ever, comes...