GlitTurkeyRock
Is this Mike Nelson's Death Rat that I've heard so much about?

TheDiva
"Ron! Don't forget the plot twist!"

Indomitus
.oO(Yep... There they are.)Oo.

JohnSteed
When rain scares you, you have weak nerves.

Zee
Just saw Dobby and Kreacher double-teaming Winky.

GlitterBellRock
"Wheeeee! Hello Dementites and Dementoids!"

GlitTurkeyRock
"Worm-mmm-mmm-mmm... hole-ole-ole-ole.... "

TheDiva
Darkness took me and I strayed away from thought and time. Stars wheeled overhead and every day was as long as a life age of the earth...and there were still four books to go in the series!

TheDiva
The Taliban ruled that all werewolves had to cover their faces.

LauraPowers85
'Look at me! I don't even have breasts! What the hell is wrong with you people!?'

JohnSteed
"Now, let's say this chocolate toad represents the typical amount of he-who-shall-not-be-named's negative energy around Hogwarts. Based on this morning's readings, it would now be a chocolate toad twenty meters long, weighing approximately 1000 kilograms."
"That's a bloody huge toad!"

Dita DuPave
Dita's dad: "You know a woman wrote this when chocolate helps you fight off the forces of evil."

Dita DuPave
"Chocolate? What do you guys think I have? PMS?"
"Well, you won't have any until book five so..."
(*credit to www.harryloveshermione.com)

LauraPowers85
They had me do a self portrait in art class and this is what I did. Now I have to visit the school therapist once a week.

GlitTurkeyRock
"Everyone who thinks Hermione's gotten even hotter this year, raise your hands!"
"Headmaster, please! Talk like that's what got you sacked from Beauxbatons!"

TheDiva
A live Crush and a literary Crush, together at last...

GlitTurkeyRock
Snape's mouthing the words to the students: "His weiner's really this big. Really. A Defense Against the Dark Arts' teacher-weiner shouldn't only be this big, should it?"

GlitTurkeyRock
Not quite as gay as Sam and Frodo -- but they're getting there.